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Join me if you will in my den of iniquity. Yes, yes... right in here. It's warm, there's cozy couches -- whoops, really should have put that... away. I'll have words with the house boy, HOUSEBOYGETINHERE -- liquor, tea, coffee, but oh GOD don't drink that unless you want to ( Read more... )

We the people of Demented, Inc. do thank each and every one of you for all the comments, notes, donations, readership, support, and general awesomesaucery in the month of May!

To show our appreciation and possibly our (ass) insanity, I humbly and happily present...

The Continuing Tale of the Unsuspecting Hat!

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We the people of Demented, Inc......in order to form a more chaotic union ( Read more... )

If you write, then heed my word and fucking hear/read this.

Hell, if you write, you need to come with me and get this tattooed on every square inch of our bodies until we writhe with the engraving it should etch on our tainted, forgotten, miserable souls.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm in a mood.And when I get in a mood, things happen ( Read more... )

SO! There's been a lot of chatter here, there, and everywhere about a certain site that certain individuals 'round these parts hold near, dear, and nude to their chests...Thanks to sources that I cannot disclose -- as I am a genteel and respectful Tour Guide who understands sources, particularly good ones, are a rare breed -- I'm going to cast my ( Read more... )

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